“Water Tower”…or clever government plot?

I was on my way to a shoot this week and I saw a disturbing reminder of the many things we don’t know about our Government. Water Towers…or so they claim. Would you actually (knowingly) drink water out of a huge rusted tub in the sky? I think not. My theory is that they’re not really water towers at all, but a secret so dark and deep that to reveal it would shake the very foundations of America. Unfortunately, I’m still trying to come up with a theory that’s mind-numbingly stupid enough to send to the Huffington Post. In the meantime, what are your theories?

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How much water can this honestly hold? Seems just the right size for populace-pacifying serum secretly infused in the water supply though