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Welcome to SKETCHED OUT TV’s Caption Contest.
Today’s theme:
Fun In The Convalescent Aisle
These are the rules:
1. Come up with the best caption for the photos of the people on these geriatric products. We’ve provided one, below the photo… but you can do better, or can you?
2. The best one(s) will be read on one of our video blog posts at www.sketchedouttv.com
…and, BEGIN!

Jimmy practices "Safe Sex". Whenever he goes down on his girlfriend, he always wears his cervical collar.

"Sure, she has Alzheimers, but she never forgets her contoured bed pan."

Now you AND your Grandchildren can have a clean ass!


"That's right, Muriel...just relax and let it all go"