Caption Contest (Cont.)

"That's right, Muriel...just relax and let it all go"

Posted in Funny Captions on July 1st, 2009 by sketchedouttv | 7 Comments »

Jess Says:
July 2nd, 2009 at 4:33 am

“Good thing there is this sturdy grip for easy handing!”
“That’s what she said.”
Mary Safar Says:
July 2nd, 2009 at 5:11 pm

“Here is the secret Mabel, it is strong enough for a man but made for a woman.”
Ted Says:
July 2nd, 2009 at 6:48 pm

Gotta go, gotta go, gotta go right Fuckin’ now!
Smurrda Says:
July 3rd, 2009 at 3:55 pm

Gentlemen this product is also great if your lady is a squirter! Tired of washing those sheets or having to lay in the wet spot? Well now you don’t have to!
Joe Momma Says:
July 4th, 2009 at 1:13 pm

In an effort to simulate the economy; Starbuck’s has created the urinal/commuter mug. Tell your friends! For a limited time Only $19.95 inlcudes coffee!!!
DEBBIE Says:
July 16th, 2009 at 11:46 am

HUMM..HOW ABOUT A 3 IN ONE LADIES URNINAL FOR MOTHERS DAY FROM DEAR OL DAD? Can be used as #1. The Female Urinal #2. The secret hand held masturbater and last but not least #3. Mom can put her Mothers Day Flowers in it right in the center of the kitchen table..THINK ANYONE WILL NOTICE WHAT IT REALLY IS????.
sketchedouttv Says:
July 27th, 2009 at 10:17 pm

I get everything but the masturbation part. Something about hard plastic doesn’t scream ‘violent orgasm’, more like ‘painful micro-cuts’