Yo’ Momma!

I was thinking back to the heady days of Elementary School, and I happened to trip over some fond memories of the ceasless ” Yo’ Momma” jokes everyone had in their arsenal at the time. Here are a few I can rember. You got any good ones?

Your mama is so fat, she puts mayonnaise on aspirin.

Yo mama so poor, when I ring the doorbell she says, ‘DING!’

Yo mama so stupid, when she hears it’s chilly outside she gets a bowl.

Yo mama’s so fat, she broke her leg and gravy dripped out.

Do you have any good ones??? If so, click the ‘Comment’ button below, and give me your best shot!!

Tags: Captions, Family Guy, Fat, Funny, Jokes, Lois, Mothers, stupid, ugly
Posted in Notes From The Authors on August 6th, 2009 by sketchedouttv | 10 Comments »

10 Responses to “Yo’ Momma!”

sketchedouttv Says:
August 6th, 2009 at 7:26 am

Yo Momma so…
Kathy Says:
August 6th, 2009 at 2:15 pm

Yo momma so fat.. when you get on top of her,your ears pop….
Pad Fan 2 Says:
August 6th, 2009 at 6:47 pm

Yo momma so fat she sweats lard.
Yo momma so fat she put the Out in Outback.
Sarah Says:
August 6th, 2009 at 8:08 pm

I have a ton because obviously I’m a horrible person.

Yo momma so fat when she plays hopscotch, she goes New York, LA, Chicago

Yo momma is so stupid she sold her car for gas money

Yo momma’s so stupid she thought Meow Mix was a dance record by cats

Yo momma’s so stupid, she stopped at a stop sign and waited for it to say go

Yo Momma’s so ugly, Your daddy tosses the ugly stick and she fetches it every time
PadFanatic Says:
August 7th, 2009 at 12:11 am

Yo momma so mad she gon snatch you bald-headed.
KT Says:
August 7th, 2009 at 2:18 am

Yo momma so fat, she sat on a rainbow and Skittles popped out!
sketchedouttv Says:
August 7th, 2009 at 11:40 am

Haha! Great. I almost shat myself reading some of these!
Kathy Says:
August 7th, 2009 at 9:37 pm

Yo momma so ugly that your dad can screw her in any position and it would still be considered “Doggy Style”
Kathy Says:
August 7th, 2009 at 9:44 pm

Yo momma teeth are SO BIG that when she sneezed she bit a hole in her chest..
sketchedouttv Says:
September 15th, 2009 at 12:51 pm

Yo Mamma so fat, she has to use her laptop for a cell phone.

Yo Mamma so dirty she has to sneak up on the shower.

Yo Mamma so stanky she made right guard turn left.

Yo Mamma so old, she saw The Passion of Christ, live.

Yo’ Momma!

10 Responses to “Yo’ Momma!”

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