I was thinking back to the heady days of Elementary School, and I happened to trip over some fond memories of the ceasless ” Yo’ Momma” jokes everyone had in their arsenal at the time. Here are a few I can rember. You got any good ones?
Your mama is so fat, she puts mayonnaise on aspirin.
Yo mama so poor, when I ring the doorbell she says, ‘DING!’
Yo mama so stupid, when she hears it’s chilly outside she gets a bowl.
Yo mama’s so fat, she broke her leg and gravy dripped out.
Do you have any good ones??? If so, click the ‘Comment’ button below, and give me your best shot!!