In the eye of the beholder…

Yo’ Momma!

I was thinking back to the heady days of Elementary School, and I happened to trip over some fond memories of the ceasless ” Yo’ Momma” jokes everyone had in their arsenal at the time. Here are a few I can rember. You got any good ones?

Your mama is so fat, she puts mayonnaise on aspirin.

Yo mama so poor, when I ring the doorbell she says, ‘DING!’

Yo mama so stupid, when she hears it’s chilly outside she gets a bowl.

Yo mama’s so fat, she broke her leg and gravy dripped out.

Do you have any good ones??? If so, click the ‘Comment’ button below, and give me your best shot!!

“Water Tower”…or clever government plot?

I was on my way to a shoot this week and I saw a disturbing reminder of the many things we don’t know about our Government. Water Towers…or so they claim. Would you actually (knowingly) drink water out of a huge rusted tub in the sky? I think not. My theory is that they’re not really water towers at all, but a secret so dark and deep that to reveal it would shake the very foundations of America. Unfortunately, I’m still trying to come up with a theory that’s mind-numbingly stupid enough to send to the Huffington Post. In the meantime, what are your theories?

"Smile, I'm monitoring your brainwaves!"

How much water can this honestly hold? Seems just the right size for populace-pacifying serum secretly infused in the water supply though