Archive for August, 2009
I was thinking back to the heady days of Elementary School, and I happened to trip over some fond memories of the ceasless ” Yo’ Momma” jokes everyone had in their arsenal at the time. Here are a few I can rember. You got any good ones?
Your mama is so fat, she puts mayonnaise on aspirin.
Yo mama so poor, when I ring the doorbell she says, ‘DING!’
Yo mama so stupid, when she hears it’s chilly outside she gets a bowl.
Yo mama’s so fat, she broke her leg and gravy dripped out.
Do you have any good ones??? If so, click the ‘Comment’ button below, and give me your best shot!!
I was on my way to a shoot this week and I saw a disturbing reminder of the many things we don’t know about our Government. Water Towers…or so they claim. Would you actually (knowingly) drink water out of a huge rusted tub in the sky? I think not. My theory is that they’re not really water towers at all, but a secret so dark and deep that to reveal it would shake the very foundations of America. Unfortunately, I’m still trying to come up with a theory that’s mind-numbingly stupid enough to send to the Huffington Post. In the meantime, what are your theories?