Here are a few strange things that I found in New York City:
If I'm headed (in a frenzy) for an emergency exit door, the last thing I'm thinking about is being curteous to the people outside watching the building burn.
The definition of Loitering is: to stand idly about; linger aimlessly. To proceed slowly or with many stops. Um, what the hell else are you supposed to do on a bench.
As if no loitering was bad enough, there was a random LA-style red rope (seriously)
No, Shaun, that's not beer!!!!
Ah, Chef Smack, only you know how to turn that half-eaten box of 3-day old Chicken Tostada into a culinary work of art. The Chef would like to hear what you think of Episode 2 of “Sketched Out”. He can take praise as easily as criticism…just be sure to let him ‘take 5 for a couple of minutes’ before you level the criticism. He’s much more receptive that way…
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Notes From The Authors on July 28th, 2009 by sketchedouttv |
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Thanks for visiting our site, and blog. This week constitutes our ’soft opening’…now I know what you’re thinking, and it’s very dirty, so please…keep on thinking it.
We’re taking this week to fix any bugs, adjust content, and make the site as user-friendly as possible. So, we would love to hear your comments and questions about anything that you find on this site.
Thanks!
Justin & Shaun
Welcome to SKETCHED OUT TV’s Caption Contest.
Today’s theme:
Fun In The Convalescent Aisle
These are the rules:
1. Come up with the best caption for the photos of the people on these geriatric products. We’ve provided one, below the photo… but you can do better, or can you?
2. The best one(s) will be read on one of our video blog posts at www.sketchedouttv.com
…and, BEGIN!
Jimmy practices "Safe Sex". Whenever he goes down on his girlfriend, he always wears his cervical collar.
"Sure, she has Alzheimers, but she never forgets her contoured bed pan."
