I was thinking back to the heady days of Elementary School, and I happened to trip over some fond memories of the ceasless ” Yo’ Momma” jokes everyone had in their arsenal at the time. Here are a few I can rember. You got any good ones?

Your mama is so fat, she puts mayonnaise on aspirin.

Yo mama so poor, when I ring the doorbell she says, ‘DING!’

Yo mama so stupid, when she hears it’s chilly outside she gets a bowl.

Yo mama’s so fat, she broke her leg and gravy dripped out.

Do you have any good ones??? If so, click the ‘Comment’ button below, and give me your best shot!!

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No, Shaun, that's not beer!!!!

Ah, Chef Smack, only you know how to turn that half-eaten box of 3-day old Chicken Tostada into a culinary work of art. The Chef would like to hear what you think of Episode 2 of “Sketched Out”. He can take praise as easily as criticism…just be sure to let him ‘take 5 for a couple of minutes’ before you level the criticism. He’s much more receptive that way…