Yo’ Momma!

I was thinking back to the heady days of Elementary School, and I happened to trip over some fond memories of the ceasless ” Yo’ Momma” jokes everyone had in their arsenal at the time. Here are a few I can rember. You got any good ones?

Your mama is so fat, she puts mayonnaise on aspirin.

Yo mama so poor, when I ring the doorbell she says, ‘DING!’

Yo mama so stupid, when she hears it’s chilly outside she gets a bowl.

Yo mama’s so fat, she broke her leg and gravy dripped out.

Do you have any good ones??? If so, click the ‘Comment’ button below, and give me your best shot!!

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