I was on my way to a shoot this week and I saw a disturbing reminder of the many things we don’t know about our Government. Water Towers…or so they claim. Would you actually (knowingly) drink water out of a huge rusted tub in the sky? I think not. My theory is that they’re not really water towers at all, but a secret so dark and deep that to reveal it would shake the very foundations of America. Unfortunately, I’m still trying to come up with a theory that’s mind-numbingly stupid enough to send to the Huffington Post. In the meantime, what are your theories?
"Smile, I'm monitoring your brainwaves!"
How much water can this honestly hold? Seems just the right size for populace-pacifying serum secretly infused in the water supply though
- Stripped of it’s Male-Sterilization Acoustic Device, the Government’s attempts at reducing the number of people born in Plano, TX was left to ruins
Here are a few strange things that I found in New York City:
If I'm headed (in a frenzy) for an emergency exit door, the last thing I'm thinking about is being curteous to the people outside watching the building burn.
The definition of Loitering is: to stand idly about; linger aimlessly. To proceed slowly or with many stops. Um, what the hell else are you supposed to do on a bench.
As if no loitering was bad enough, there was a random LA-style red rope (seriously)